Preface: At the beginning of class my cooperating teacher was sharing an anecdote about her date the previous night. Then, the students proceeded to get nosy about me...
Student: Miss A, you need to get datingHigh school students can get all up in your business.
Miss A: Thanks, but I'm not looking
S: You got a boyfriend?
Ms. A: Yes, I do
S: How long you been dating?
Ms. A: [holds up 3 fingers]
S: Three months?
Ms. A: Nope, three years.
Multiple Students: whoooooooooah, WOW, daaaaaaaayum, three years??? [shocked expressions and general noises of awe]
Ms. A: :)
S: Do you love him, Miss?
Ms. A: [nods head]
S: So, Miss, have you ever cheated?
S: Yeah, Miss, are you faithful?
Ms. A: [deer caught in headlights] Alright, that's enough questions...we should get started with today's topic, reproductive systems!!!
Happy 3 Years! Time flies :)
1 comment:
the stuff students say cracks me up all the time. be prepared to get questions about age,kids,relationships,EVERYTHING. In general, I usually fend off questions some way / answer ambiguously because I KNOW juicier questions are soon to follow. Give Mark a snuggle for me!
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